You monster......

mylittlefluttershy:

glad0s:

Hmph.. I’m an A.I, “artificial intelligence”. 

I suppose if I were to put it in simpler terms, a “robot”.

And you can talk?

Oh my … You’re a very smart robot, then, aren’t you?

Of course I can talk.

Don’t insult me, you don’t need to be intelligent to speak. Trust me, the stupidest ones talk the most.

mylittlefluttershy:

glad0s:

Hello.. Awfully quiet aren’t we?..

I suppose so …

Uhm …What are you? If that’s okay that I ask …

Hmph.. I’m an A.I, “artificial intelligence”. 

I suppose if I were to put it in simpler terms, a “robot”.

mylittlefluttershy:

 … …

I don’t like these machines.

Hello.. Awfully quiet aren’t we?..

dont-call-me-a-moron:

Oh— oh look, she followed me back… heh…heh…

Yes how unfortunate for you..

(Source: dont-call-me-a-moron-inactive)

Oh……….It’s YOU….

thegossipgamer:

GLaDOS (Portal Cocktail)

Ingredients:
1 cl Absinthe or Pernod
1 cl Bols Mint
2 cl Sourz Apple
1 cl Lime Juice
2 cl Apple Juice
1 cl Chilled Water

Directions:
Shake all ingredients with ice and fine strain into Cocktail glass.  Add a single ice cube.

“In laymens terms: Speedy thing goes in, Speedy thing comes out!” -GLaDOS

This fine looking drink made by Scrollbar at ITU.

(Source: thedrunkenmoogle.com)

curiositycore replied to your post: curiositycore started following you 
[ANNOUNCER: UPLOADING PAUSED] Yes! I’m alive! I think? Oooh. It’s bad… can you help me out? I’m not quite sure what’s going on? [UPLOADING CONTINUING: DELAY TIME 0.1 HOURS]

…..It could be anywhere  in this place..

Oh hello.. I see you’re not..dead.